realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
(Source: delicatelydebonair)
lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.
tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model
reminder that pink floyd have stated that they never intended to make “stoner music” and are uncomfortable with being thought of as a stoner band